I Talk To Myself Because I Deserve Expert Advice T-Shirt

$18.21+

Shipping to United States: $4.95


Lightweight confidence in a tee. This garment-dyed cotton shirt wears in like an old favorite—softened by dye and time, with a relaxed fit that moves with you. The bold, typographic message on the front reads like a private joke you’re happy to share: witty, slightly cheeky, and quietly self-assured. It sits cleanly on the chest in monochrome so the words do the talking. Throw it on for slow weekend coffee runs, casual meetups, or whenever you want to send a little playful signal about how seriously you take your own expertise.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft and pre-shrunk for lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for a lived-in color and supple texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, tubular knit (no side seams)
- Durable double-needle stitching and sewn-in label
- Size range S–4XL with 58 color options and made in Honduras

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean