This heavyweight garment-dyed tee wears like an old favorite from day one. The relaxed fit and soft, faded color from post-construction dyeing give it an effortless, lived-in feel—like something you reach for when errands turn into a long afternoon on the porch. The front print reads with deadpan humor about the absurdities of adulthood, a quiet nod to anyone who’d rather laugh than over-plan. It layers easily under a flannel or stands alone with worn jeans. Built to last with double-needle seams and ring-spun cotton, it ages gracefully and keeps its shape through countless wash cycles.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, breathable comfort
- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, vintage tone and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit—substantial but comfortable
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for long-lasting construction
- Sizes S–4XL, pre-shrunk, with sewn-in label; available in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean