Light, lived-in, and quietly bold — this garment-dyed tee wraps a soft, vintage feel around a cheeky, kindhearted message. The front illustration shows a relaxed, grinning frog cradling a heart with the phrase “Killing them with kindness is taking much longer than expected,” rendered in warm, muted tones that sit perfectly on the mellow texture of the dyed fabric. Wear it on slow mornings, at casual meetups, or when you want to send a playful, compassionate signal without saying a word. The relaxed fit and heavyweight cotton give it presence while staying comfortable; the subtle, worn-in coloring makes every wash feel like it’s been lived in just a little longer. It pairs naturally with worn denim, cozy flannels, or a favorite hoodie for layered outfits that read approachable and easygoing.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²).
- Garment-dyed after construction for a vintage, lived-in color and texture.
- Relaxed fit with double-needle stitching on all seams for long-lasting wear.
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and pre-shrunk to reduce distortion and improve drape.
- Available S–4XL (select partners) with a sewn-in label and 58 color options.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean