I told my wife I wanted to be cremated T-Shirt | Funny Quote Tee

$37.30+

Shipping to United States: Free


This relaxed, garment-dyed tee carries a dry, dark-humor back print that reads like a private joke shared between longtime partners. The heavyweight cotton has a lived-in softness from post-construction dyeing, so the shirt feels broken-in from day one. It sits relaxed across the shoulders and drapes casually—an easy layer for weekend errands, backyard barbecues, or nights in with people who appreciate blunt wit. The understated front keeps attention on the back’s handwritten-style text, so the joke lands in conversation without shouting. Available in many muted, vintage-ready colors that deepen with every wash, this tee ages into something personal and familiar.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight yet soft from garment-dyeing
- Garment-dyed construction for a vintage hand and subtle color variation
- Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric and double-needle stitched seams for durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and sewn-in label for a smooth, comfortable wear
- Size range S–4XL and 58 color options to suit varied preferences

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean


Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean