Lightweight, breathable, and quietly witty — this crew-neck tee carries a deadpan line that’ll get a double-take and a grin: “Don’t you hate when someone answers their own questions? I DO.” Soft Airlume combed cotton gives a smooth hand and clean print surface so the text sits crisp and clear. The retail fit and ribbed collar keep the silhouette casual but tidy, while side seams and shoulder tape help the shirt hold its shape through many wears and washes. Wear it to low-key meetups, coffee runs, or while lounging at home to let your dry humor do the talking.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring‑spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel
- Retail crew neck silhouette with ribbed knit collar and seam
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- DTG/DTF-friendly fabric for crisp, detailed text prints
- Tear-away label and REACH certified; ethically manufactured
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean